How To Piss Off A Marine Wife:

• As Soon as you find out that she’s a Marine Wife proceed to tell her exactly how you feel about the war and how we shouldn’t be over there.

• Follow that up with asking her how she feels about the president and the war.
•  Look surprised and say, “I don’t know how you do that! I could never let my husband do that!”
• If she’s pregnant be sure to ask her if the military is going to send him home for the birth of your baby.
• If her answer is no, act surprised and angry at the same time and proceed to badmouth the Marine Corps for their lack of empathy.
• Tell her she should really consider getting additional life insurance since her husband has a good chance of not returning.
• Remind her how lucky she is that her husband gets all that extra tax free money while he’s deployed.
• Try to relate to her by saying you know just how she feels because your husband was out of town last month for a week.
• Ask her how she can be faithful for 7 whole months and if she’s worried that her husband may cheat on her.
• Inquire on whether or not her husband has killed anyone.
• Be sure to ask her if when her husband comes home if he’s done with the military or if he has to go back.
• If you’re a man be sure to hit on us because you think we’re “lonely.”