- As Soon as you find out that she’s a Marine Wife proceed to tell her exactly how you feel about the war and how we shouldn’t be over there.
- Follow that up with asking her how she feels about the president and the war.
- Look surprised and say, “I don’t know how you do that! I could never let my husband do that!”
- If she’s pregnant be sure to ask her if the military is going to send him home for the birth of your baby.
- If her answer is no, act surprised and angry at the same time and proceed to badmouth the Marine Corps for their lack of empathy.
- Tell her she should really consider getting additional life insurance since her husband has a good chance of not returning.
- Remind her how lucky she is that her husband gets all that extra tax free money while he’s deployed.
- Try to relate to her by saying you know just how she feels because your husband was out of town last month for a week.
- Ask her how she can be faithful for 7 whole months and if she’s worried that her husband may cheat on her.
- Inquire on whether or not her husband has killed anyone.
- Be sure to ask her if when her husband comes home if he’s done with the military or if he has to go back.
- If you’re a man be sure to hit on us because you think we’re “lonely.”
